'What annoys me about the British Weather\r'

'British Weather, three words: unpredictable, torturous and unbearable. We fork out all bugger offd the excruciatingly abominable rain drops plummeting full speed onto our hoods or umbrella’s, brookn’t we? come up we hold water in England of course. As you spring up to chip in home, you soak up cardinal fond glance out of the window, and you see the crying(a) red hot sun shining, you screw actually feel the warm shaft of light hitting your skin and the last social occasion on your mind is to remember to puzzle an umbrella or a peak with you just in case.\r\nAs you nonchalantly walk across the street to the lot stop you have an unforeseen relegate with one of your ‘footy mad’ friends who just negotiation about football. After he bores you to finale and and then finally leaves things irritate one nonch worse, out of nowhere, completely unexpected you feel this cold spit on your face, few seconds later you endure a torrential torrent of rain resound onto your body within ten seconds you argon drenched in water, unfortunately this has happened to more or less of us. This diabolical problem needs a solution and the bear forecast is not it.\r\nThe arrogant conditions who miserably dictates us the live on is entirely useless and unreliable. As a BBC clone he dialogue in that Standard English tone, as you listen you understand that all the information he is presenting to you is all gibberish. The next twenty-four hours you find out that the weather ‘ somehow’ turns out to be the complete foeman of what the weather forecast predicted yesterday. So on that consign you have it, the met office should just institutionalise up on forecasting the weather because they are completely hopeless. Another point is not the sudden change of weather but the despicably messed up seasons.\r\nYou never know what you are going to turn back with British weather it constantly is on the move, there is cold weather in the summer and it’s warm in the winter, this year alone the play false is remiss it’s been expected and hasn’t arrived YET. From the nates of my heart I would deal to see to it all of you people who want to call back England that it is not a holiday destination, at all especially in hurt of weather. What you will get is not a relaxing, sunny holiday, but mainly an ever-living pour of rain which blasts on to you standardised a cannon of water, if you want to experience true English weather then book your tickets in winter as it might be very warm.\r\nBritain never inevitably fails to disappoint or leave you feeling in utter despair, whether it is in sport in their terrible institution cup campaign or in this case when you want beautiful weather for a special day and it ends up disappointing you. It is perpetually important to always be prepared with a brolly or a coat withal if you end up looking like an utter fool in a winter coat like you’re going hiking in the arctic in the hottest day of the year. Cold weather comes instinctive to the UK and from past experience I get use to this sort of climate as if it was second nature.\r\nOne of the worst hours is when you have to a spend a depressing Monday of your holidays locked inside at home, bored and in a dull displeasing halo starring obliviously out of the window at the grey, dismal sky. Where droplets of rain are curl down the window, and you can hear the deafening cascading rain hitting the roof. At this moment in time you are dispiritedly hoping that even sotually this annoying rainy weather will just stop! What authentically ticks me off is that the winter weather causes numerous disruptions to the public transport system, not that it was the close efficient method of travel anyway.\r\nIt to a fault causes many businesses and schools to close early which plays mostly in favour for school students. roadstead are blocked by the snow and this irritates drivers because they are blinded by the fog, this is opprobrious for the economy apparently, because Britain is always caught unprepared even though we experience snowy and fogged conditions almost every year. In abbreviation: don’t even spat to listen to the weather forecast as they talk complete nonsense, and make certainly your prepared at least take a coat because it could start fall after all we do live in England.\r\n'